Your name is dumb. That's really sad. LOUISA: I had a girlfriend named Louisa in 3rd grade. Clerks? TRACY: Dick. MEAGAN: You accidentally added a second A to your name. Congrats. Your name is bullshit. ALFRED: Ah, Alfred. Nor you. He's 5'11 and has a lot of tattoos. Please try again. OR Leslie, a strong masculine name. alone. TJ: Nice acronym. WILSON: Do you know what creepy neighbors and volleyballs with blood on them have in common? CARL: If you're gonna go with Norse, why not something more awesome? HARRY: Not only is your name stupid, but your mom is stupid because she spelled Hairy wrong. JUDITH: For when going by the name "Judy" sounds "too hip.". New english for "turd boat.". CHARLES: Barkley. Why don't you go by Freddie instead -- oh right, because that's stupid too. The sound a stupid man makes when he's punched in the solar plexis. EVAN: Evan. CHARLOTTE: Your name is a web. TROY: Troy. EARNEST: I earnestly believe you have a stupid name. KATHLEEN: Leen over here and listen close to this whisper. MARLON: Bingo. KERI: Your name looks like something you would find at the bottom of a sink drain. Ah, fuck. Seriously. But who are you God's gift to? RICKEY: You spelled your name wrong, Ricky. What have you ever done with your stupid name? You know what else came from the Bible? A new day tells us that your name is stupid. My name is stupid. Good luck. Other notable namesakes include actress Josie Rebecca Davis, actress Josie Loren Lopez, and actress Josie Totah. Really? Stupid. FAYE: Your name sounds like a fart blown away by the wind. I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. EVER. AVA: Your name is the same forwards and backwards, in case you forget which way to read, dummy. Tweet. EARLE: Earle to bed, earle to rise up and find a new name for yourself. That's a much better name than yours. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. When? Getting a new name. Must have got lost in the womb. More like yam smell! ALFRED: Ah, Alfred. BEVERLEY: Great name for a set of hills. CHESTER: The cheetah? Go home. Sissy name. Stupid name. Great show. The Little Restaurant That Never Grew. CONSTANCE: The quality of your stupidity. You name reminds people of eating Chinese noodles. Dad: How are your lessons going? BRENT: Old English for "high place." That's the best your parents could do? BRAD: Brad, from a long tradition of "Names of Asshole High School Football Players.". Pet form of Josephine, now widely used as an independent given name. It burns the aureculars. Yeah. Choke on a footlong. Your name will never live up to him. SAVANNAH: Savannah. OR We hate Uncle Jamie! A list of 25 Denise puns! Know any good name jokes/puns? MONA: What the heck you are smiling about all the time? SYLVESTER: Suffering succotash, you've got a lame name. Cassie. Long for if only my parents loved me enough to name me something with class. KATHRINE: Try spelling your name the correct way. English for "dumb name.". Your name is stupid. TRENTON: Nothing good ever came from Jersey. Mexico City! a CLOTH. But, your name is dumb. Guess not. Looks like Chris Farley. PAM: No Trans Fats! ROGER: In England, 'to roger' is slang for 'to fuck'. If that's not stupid, I'm not a talking computer. JEFFERY: Better than Geoffrey. Your father's joy must have been making his daughter live with a shitty name. u/fufulaughter. SIDNEY: Anglo-Saxon for "wide island." He should dance on the grave that should be your name. JUSTIN: Justin time to tell you how stupid your name is. SHANNON: Irish for "wise river." Your name isn't. ROY: French for "king." Come back when you stop spelling your name like an idiot. NOoooooooo. ERIKA: Erika is just "Erik" with an "a" tacked on. MARK: The name Mark originated from the Roman-- ah fuck it, you have a stupid name. She's hot. CLARISSA: Explain something to me: why is your name so stupid? LOIS: Lois! Latin for "bat testicles.". A ton of clay. KRISTY: It's like your parents wanted to name you something better, but then Kristy fell out of their mouths. From the Princess Bride. Ginger, the stupidest of names. PATRICK: Patrick, from the Latin name "Patricius", which means "nobleman" or "I have no charisma.". 2023 best-puns.com . JUANITA: Juanita, the name you absolutely have to spell when you say it. OR Your name is eel backwards, dummy. I bet that was the high point of your life. MONTY: Let's make a deal, Monty. SASHA: Sasha, Russian for "defender of man". But your name? It's really stupid. The name Norman died with him. Her name was too stupid. MARJORIE: Just makes people think of jam. KARLA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Karl.". GORDON: They're waiting for you Gordon. Where'd you get that hicky? Oh wait, you're not a bad ass. I'm going to go with "stupid.". You from mars? ADDRIIIAAAAANNNN YOUR NAME IS STUPID. Satan. The absence of anything. Swamp-a. DEBRA: Ah yes, the fabled Debra - ancestor to the Zebra. You're really winning this game called life. Long for stupid. On you. That explains it. Can we meet them? KEVIN: Old Irish for "gentle birth." Bullshit. Who KNU? OR You are a bird. Just a tad. At least-a your last name isn't so stupid! ELLIOTT: Drop an L, rearrange your name. Josie and the Pussycats was an all-girl pop . I have a confession to make, I have illegitimate twin sons in Mexico. KRISTA: If you drop the A from your name then it would read "Christ what a dumb name.". JOHANNA: Ah, Johanna, a good Christian name. I guess they figured they could weight for it.". Tracy. Thanks for everyone's help to pick the name Maisie for our baby girl, but we are still struggling with a middle name. Ray: A stupid fucking name. Shutup dumb name. Baby-names like Josie may be connected via style, image, meaning, or origin. You were conceived on a beach? You find a new one. Hm? Here's some truth: you have a stupid name. Youwith your stupid name. Why didn't your parents name you Diamond? MARISSA: Marissa, Larisa, and Clarissa walked into a bar. Enough said. WENDY: 3rd star to the right and straight on until you find a better name. Like your name. DIXIE: I have to whistle your name. That is stupid. TOMMY: Unless your name is followed by "Lee" then it is a dumb name, my friend. MERCEDES: Hop in one and drive away, hopefully to never hear your name uttered again. Here's a plan: get a new name. And shoot your parents for giving you such a stupid name. Crossword finished. ADRIAN: ADRIAAAAN! JILL: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. F. U. ELMO: How's it feel to have someone's hand stuck up your butt? FREDERIC: Spelled your name wrong, dummy. JACKSON: Jackson. BRYAN: Y? No? Say it soft and it's almost like praying. Mackenzie: Mackenzie. Get out of here with you spelling your name like that. Tampa-a. JULES: Go down to the center of the earth, maybe you'll find a better name there. SPENCER: Nice gifts. Start with a man's name. STAN: Hey, you forgot the A between the S and the T. STANLEY: You won the Cup for the stupidest name. ANGELA'S ASHES. HELENE: You just had to muck it up with that extra E, didn't ya? You should see a doctor. KRISTI: Haha. TABATHA: You were almost certainly named after a character in Bewitched. ANNA: Anna Anna Bo-banna, Banana Fanna Fo you have such a stupid name. DAISY: Ah, the daisy, stupidest of flowers. ALICIA: Whatever happened to Alicia Silverstone? It is of English origin. So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods? No? SALVADOR: Sorry, Savior, but no one can save you from the stupid name your stupid parents gave you. She was a gypsy whore. If that's a name, I'll sell you some ocean front property in Arizona. It's definitely not women JOSHUA: Hebrew for "God's gift." One short leg. Derived from Hebrew origin, the meaning of Josie isJehovah increases. It can be a feminine version of Joseph or John, asthe meaning of Josie can imbibe deep religious feelings and works well for Christian parents who would always count the blessings bestowed upon them by God. Oh! MARCUS: Marcus: just the name "Mark" but with extra stupid on top. OSCAR: You should win an Oscar for stupidest name. ELLEN: She should talk to you about changing your name. CHELSEA: Great for soccer. Tail grab. OR I just did a chemical analysis of your name, and its PH level is too high. KRIS: Who taught you to spell your name that way? GILDA: Radner, high five. LEONARD: Live long and give yourself a new, better name. We'll call it YouPS. There's just no way you are named that and are still alive. JAY: Your name is just a letter spelled out. You won the stupidest name award. Were you talking? Be Linda. ROCKY: You're probably the best at getting punched in the face repeatedly and calling that a "victory.". You're all alone. ROXIE: Ro ro ro your boat all the way to the governor's office to pick up an application for a name change. My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB. Huh. REGINALD: Usually shortened to nonexistence because it is such a stupid name. EFRAIN: Please refrain from going by this stupid name. Your name. Drink some down to wash the bad taste that is your name out of your mouth. BETHANY: Any one named Beth out there? For those too lazy to click: BRIT: Brit. Quit saying your name out loud. Do you like Jose? ARIEL: Go back under the sea where your name belongs. Models Josie Maran and Josie Canseco have contributed to the popularity of the name and brought it back on trend. Solar System! Get an adult's name. Also its stupid level. Congratulations, your name is stupid in two languages. Both stupid. HUNTER: Hunter? FREDDY: I had a dream last night that your name was stupid, Freddy. You're a way and brother. FABIAN: Go back to the romance novel you crawled out of, you slimy man. English for 'Dumbass'. Short for "I'm too dumb to remember there's an H in John.". Did you hear about the Mexican Fireman whos wife had twins? Denise: Denise may refer to: Denise (given name), people with the given name Denise Denise (computer chip), a video graphics chip from the Amiga computer "Denise" . JOHNNY: Johnny, the stupid way to try to make the stupid name "John" feel special. JOHNATHON: Saying your name out loud feels like running. COLE: Put you in your stocking and smoke it. Terrible name for a human. JIMMY: Hey Jimmy, come back when you're ready to use a big-boy name. Stupid name. It still stucks, but takes less time to write. Run, you'll never escape your terrible name! I mean, seriously.". ROBYN: Looks like OBGYN. OR Never good as an adjective. JOHN: Open your mouth, you're made to be pooped in. GAYLE: Did you know if you drop two letters from your name it says "Lye"? FANNY: Quit objectifying yourself! MELODY: Sing this out loud right now: "my name is dumb." CEDRIC: The entertainer. Pay the penalty. Sometimes both. OWEN: O wen o wen will you figure out that your name is stupid? Too bad they don't have make-up for names. OR Kenny, the name you choose when you want people to take you seriously. HUGO: Hugo change your name right now. I have a few names im trying to think up puns for i and want to check that place, but i forgot what it was called, and a google search didnt help:/ (names are morgan, nicky btw) This thread is archived New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast Related Topics . HOMER: d'oh. VIVIAN: Vivian, the ancestral name of people who really like red wine and operas. JAMI: Three fourths jam. I wanna drink juice in the hood to forget how stupid your name is. Privacy Policy. ABE: Let's be honest. Nothing. I think you forgot what ds look like. You should really consider this change for yourself as well. JORGE: When people read your name aloud, do they make it rhyme with porgy? Don't worry, I'll save you! You have a dumb name and so does your dad. Even the English think you have a stupid name. Generate tons of puns! HEATHER: Heather. RICK: . Cookie Notice BORIS: Please don't Bore us with your stupid name. LAWRENCE: If only we could strap your name to some horses and quarter it. OR You can't make a letter a name. CORNELIA: One half corn. LEE: Haha, your name rhymes with pee. GINGER: Ginger, the tastiest of flavors. Short for "Jim, get out of my face with your stupid name!". Archived post. VINCENT: Vincent Price was so awesome the name Vincent should have died with him. However, the Josie popularity index has been up and down on the popularity charts, peaking in 1910. What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? TRACI: Traci. FRANK: Let me be frank here. OR Please stop singing. Move there, change your name. DANI: Mother of dragons. That would have been a better name for you. d'umb n'ame. Rigid like leather. Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!" Your name is stupid. RONNIE: knew a kid named Ronnie once. No? report. Some gift. JASPER: Jasper, the name of butlers and 80 year old men. Clerks? CARMEN: Some should write an opera about how stupid your name is. RONNY: Come back when you start spelling your name like a big boy. OR Woof. HELEN: Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships. Didn't think so. JOSE: Q: What do Jose Canseco and Jose Reyes have in common? DENVER: Great airport. JESSIE: Girls name, boys name. DENISE: Acronym: Doing Everything Nice Is Surely Exciting! A place where good names go to die. Chan. Can you even see this? FRANKLIN: Franklin. EMMA: Ever read Emma by Jane Austen? Please don't take him just because you can. Then sail away so your name is never heard again. It's with your name and it being stupid. CAROLE: Anthropoligists hypothesize that the first ever woman named Carole also had a stupid name. Top name-based pun pick-up lines submitted to /r/Tinder. REBEKAH: You spelled Rebecca wrong. BLANCHE: Good thing to do to a tomato. You also acknowledge that owing to the limited nature of communication possible on Daughter of parents with bad taste in names. JEAN: Either you're from the 50s or French. Why are you wasting your time here? You give it a name and it gives you a pick-up line for that name. Walks with a peg. DENIS: You're missing an N there, Dennis. You just added N onto Laura. Click here for more information. Your body is a wonderland, and by that I mean it's chock full of bizarre creatures and opium hallucinations. Truth. BRIDGETT: No, you're supposed to take the Bridge MM to get to Memphis, silly. TERRA: Pots be broken by Link. OR Big Ben, the most iconic clock tower in London, was renamed Elizabeth Tower. The first one out was very lucky because his name is Jose.. ORLANDO: Rather eat a bloomin' onion than listen to your name being spoken. That's it? SANDY: Bad adjective, even worse noun. BESSIE: You're either from the Civil War or you're a cow. Run FORREST. A list of 41 Name puns! Traditionally a name was given to a baby girl; Josie may originate from the Hebrew Yosef, meaning God will give via the Greek Iosephos and the Latin Iosephus. GUY: Seriously. What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins. You have a dumb name. Several times stupider. FANNIE: Something to sit on, that's all its good for. But still a dumb name. LYDIA: Rhymes with chlamydia. Danger! Named for a city so stupid it was conquered by 20 men in a wooden horse. OR Sounds like something you'd find in a spongy decaying mass of fecal matter. Pretty stupid, huh? Pun Generator Popular; Generate puns containing a word! LUTHER: Adding one more theses to the door: 100. Quit pretending to be something you're not. CASSANDRA: In Greek mythology, daughter of King Priam, who was most famous for giving his children stupid names. JOANNA: 1 name + 1 name does not = good name. "I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday." SUSIE: Raise your hand in the air. Who is he? All rights reserved. LILA: Anagram: ALL I. BIZ: Biz is as bad a name for a person as Jelly is for a company. Could your name be any lazier? JOANN: Combining two stupid names doesn't make your name any less stupid. Too bad you have a dumb name. CLAIRE: Oh, I got my belly button pierced at you. OR Roses are red, violets are blue, your name is stupid. Huehuehue". RAUL: That's one Raul stupid name you got there. And stupid. OR Trying finding a first name, not a last name. SELENA: Greek for "moon." Try again. CYNTHIA: "Cynthia" is a movie starring Elizabeth Taylor. No? Daughter of parents with terrible taste in names. WALDO: I found you and your stupid name. Probably says some cheesy line to your face. SAMANTHA: Your name means listener. And your name will suck Tamara. You're not fooling anyone but yourself. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. JUDY: Hey, seriously. His first son was named Jose. I'll save you from your stupid name! Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. BIANCA: Italian for "white." ", JEANNETTE: Yeah, right, and my name is "Shirtette. OR Reads the same forwards and backwards, in case you forget which direction to read. Something that makes you look at it . MARSHA: Adding an "a" onto a ugly place doesn't bode well. EUGENE: "Eu-" means good in Greek, so your name actually means "good genes." LAURA: Translates to victor. ASHLEY: Ashley, a girl that is bored and looks up her name on Urban Dictionary. https://www.holidaybullshit.com/#daytwelve, Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters. Does anyone else have fun with name puns/jokes? See what its name is, and then walk around with her name instead. should not be construed as a substitute for advice from a medical professional or health care provider. A stupid spot, for a stupid name. Stupid. MARGARITA: I'll need a few more of those if I'm going to keep hearing your name. PATSY: No way that's your name. What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons? HA. Here's the truth. TREVOR: Welsh for "big village, no one home.". You're welcome. Jack left. For example; "If Joe(1) and Joe (2) fall in love, are they Jomosexuals?" OR There are over 400,000 species of beetle in the world. We have alerted the authorities. And while your up, find a less stupid name for yourself. Your name sounds like someone getting punched in the stomach. Of having a dumb name. Thanks for being in on the whole massacre of a civilization through colonization. MARYANNE: Don't get greedy. LOUIE: Louie, the name you absolutely have to spell when you tell people what your name is. Steeeeeeve. It's stupid. That's dumb. BOB: Bob's your uncle. Forget it. Your name has the same reaction. EUGENIA: Did your genes give you this stupid name? ", THOMAS: That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. / I wish his name was Brad. CECILIA: Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. NOAH: Named for the two things people yell when they hear your name. OR Roses are red, violets are blue, your name is David, you have a stupid name. IRENE: Greek for "peace". ZACHARIAH: Nice neck beard, penis wrinkle. REGINA: You do realize that your name is almost vagina right? GREGG: An extra G. In honor of your extra chromasome. Cause now, your name is really stupid. Josie is like a magnet- she attracts people to her with just a flash of her smile or her kind laugh. Thanks asshole. No waitrun. Gets stabby. She has a stupid name. How ironic. Good job. AMY: Amy is a namy that is lamy. YOLANDA: Wait, that's kind of an awesome name. MANUEL: Manuel? Josie Name Popularity Across The World: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=2012-02-08%202022-02-08&q=Josie Any Beths? OR Lizzie, for when people named "Elizabeth" who want to be taken seriously. PAT: Ah, the best name to put the words "Creepy Uncle" in front of. Not the man. Flag. Heather. Go figure. Ice cream puns 1. That's stupid. MAURA: You went one letter too far. Stupid name. KYLE: Kyle. The Big Bang! ELIJAH: A classic, solidly stupid Biblical name. CURTIS: We've literally never met a man named "Curtis." Also, it's mostly stupid. Explanation: always laughed at my jokes is a characterization. Teeth full of moss. You gonna name your son FBI? If that's not stupid, I'm not a talking computer. To boldly Joe where no man has Joene before. Think about it. All I want for Christmas is a new name. MARILYN: Your name should have died with Monroe. Give it a rest. Look at that pissy sheen. LILLIAN: Latin for pure. Waitwhat? Security guard replies, Didnt you see the sign? LOGAN: Your parents either have an affection for Wolverine or Steakhouses. Ah, memory lane. Your name? You're welcome. SHARON: Let me SHARE something with you. ELLIOT: Yeah, your name looks a lot like a toilet. by chickentickler December 24, 2013. VINCE: Your name means conqueror. ESTHER: Your name is a star. SUSANNA: Oh! You should swap out the s for a d, because Jo die 1 for me. Not as precious as diamond, though. ", Who's Jose the blind guy? JOE: If your name was any more average, it would be a man with a beer belly watching TV in a Snuggie. BART: Don't have a cow, man, but your name is stupid. DEE: Making one letter into 3 isn't a name. You get Ken doll. How does that make you feel? HERMAN: What are you, some kind of effeminate super hero? Stupid. Look around you. JEANETTE: A smaller and stupider version of Jean. : r/pickuplines Reddit, 75 Popular Josie's Mirror Messages ideas | funny food puns , Nacho Average JOSIE Funny Name Pun Gift T-Shirt, 200+ Name Pickup Lines for Tinder, Bumble & Hinge (A-Z), Usernames for Josie | Best name ideas for social networks , 14 of the most intense Tinder puns ever delivered, 10 Funny Tinder Pick-Up Lines and Jokes You Should , 44 Girl Name Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy], 25+ Best Cow Puns and Jokes To Lift Your Moo-d Kidadl. The security guard came up and said, Hey, Jose, you got to leave. I have a few names im trying to think up puns for i and want to check that place, but i forgot what it was called, and a google search didnt help:/. TODD: 50% of your name is the letter D. Your name is stupid. OR Tracey. DEANNA: Member of the 1992 Olympics team? NOT. TERESA: An anagram for Ah Trees. JIM: Jim. Notable persons with the name Joe include: Joe Alexander (born 1986), American-Israeli . How about now. You know, to fix your stupid name. ERIK: Erik. ", DANIELLE: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Daniel.". Tyrone. The absence of thought. WARREN: Warren. More popular baby girl names The other'sNoway. "Really, where?" FLORENCE: A beautiful city in Italy. Read More Pin on humor 2 Pinterest Author: www.pinterest.com Date Published: 24/05/2022 Ratings:, Read More 29 Stephen Hawking Pun NameContinue. CHRISTIAN: Better than being called Protestant on the playground, but still, really lame. Keeping middle names has become popular and is an accepted part of many cultures that may get special attention more than the given name. NED: Winter is coming. ISRAEL: I'm not even going to touch this one. Danger! Strangle your name away. The SSA's 2021 reports showed that Josie was the 130th most popular girl's name. KRISTIN: This just in, Kristin. AILEEN: You spelled your name wrong, dummy. DONNA: Donna SummerSummer.summerthe only time of the year to relax and enjoy the fact that you have a stupid name. JACOB: In Portuguese, your name is IAGO. And saysi want to buy a beer for my two sons. A list of puns related to "Denise" My aunt is having twins. KAREEM: Block this: your name is stupid. 4 0 comment u/CromulentDucky OR yourself on the back for having the dumbest name known to humankind. MARCY: Remember that band Marcy Playground? MURRAY: Hi. Your name is stupid. That's pretty cool. Yours is the stupidest. JOSH: Hebrew for "God's gift." OK, but what's your first name? OR Kim. BELINDA: Yes. MATT: My best friend's name is Matt! OR Dude. GLENN: You share your name with Glenn Beck. ALFREDO: Alfredo. Better than your name. Don't be lazy. a d'eer. #1. Gaelic for "monkey armpits.". With 44% of the total population in 2020 belonging to the Christian faith, Josie, as a Hebrew name, has been greatly appreciated in Cote,dl voire. I'd like to cheer her up with a pick up line to boost her confidence. LENA: Girls. The Kremling Krew? Your name is dumb. Hm, what else? JENNIFER: Q: What do Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Connelly have in common? SHARLENE: As if Charlene wasn't a stupid enough name. NATE: I have a cousin named Nate. CJ: Nice acronym. WHO IS JULIUS AND WHY DO YOU BELONG TO HIM?? Don't make her crabby! PEARL: Pearl. Names for a sib-set can have the same initial letter, related to a theme or co-ordinated in style. JOLENE: Jolene, Jolene, Joleeene, Joleeeeeene. josie name. KATHIE: Come back when you're ready to spell your name like a big girl. BENJAMIN: Benjamin, the name you go by when you really want to get mad at people who call you Benny. Nice try. Pick up lines for the name Josie? Scrub your name off of you. Change your stupid name. Listen to this - your name is stupid. JEREMIAH: Bullfrog. I used one of those lines and ended up hooking up with a girl from Adult . The white house is what we call the shitter out back. Looks like Lassie. From a noble viking tradition of having stupid names. All rights reserved. OR Mary, Mary, quite contrary / Your name, is it stupid? The number of times I ever want to hear your stupid name. SAUL: Better call someone with a better name. HUGH: Hugh have the ugliest damn name I've ever heard. Often short for "Kathy is a stupid name. Parenting.Firstcry.com accepts no liability for any errors, omissions or misrepresentations. Your name is stupid. Ahhhhh! JARRED: The Subway guy? GALE: Like the wind I feel on my face whenever you talk your stupid words. TOMAS: Gimme a T. T! ELI: Eli. Space! CECELIA: I cecelia think that your name is very stupid. Greedy bastard. OR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OR When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east; when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves; when your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child, your name will still be stupid. ANGELA: I read that book about you. URSULA: Disney only made you 6 legs in the film. I have a long career of ice skating ahead of me. JULIANNE: Latin for "belonging to Julius." Looks icky. FELIX: A more popular cat than you'll ever be. JAN: What, because Janet was too hard to say? I just thought of this during a tour of the Winchester House in San Jose, I work at a shipping company. But what's your first name? Other half stupid. HILDA: No way that's your name. GERALDINE: This was actually my great grandmother's name. Your name is actually Laura. Your name sucks today. CONNIE: (In a Scottish accent) Connie you get a better name? GRANT: Grant me the wish to never hear your name again! But you don't have to change your awful name. A stupid sticky gross web. Kim. STEFANIE: You spelled Stephanie wrong. What a ghoul. 5k. Privacy Policy. Unfortunately for youyour name is stupid. JON: Jon. HATTIE: Cut name for a hat. ANDERSON: Anderson, teah, OK, but what's your first name? BRIDGET: Roadt, no. Ever. CHARITY: Here's a donation. If you can read this - say it out loud - my name is stupid. Here are some suggestions for suitable sister names for Josie and suitable brother names for Josie that canstrike a balance of coordination between them: Nicknames given to Josiecan add new depth to your relationship with your child and are often intertwined with the values of a particular family. FREDERICK: You have two names in your name. Just like your mother last night. RAQUEL: I think I had your poster on my wall once. OR We hired Casey Kasem to record the following message, "This week on the top 40, number 1, our name is dumb.". DAWN: Guess it didn't dawn on your parents to name you something not stupid. You should read a Manual about how not to have a stupid name. LEO: Lion. QUENTIN: Hey, I have been working on this movie script, will you take a look at it? Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten. HAROLD: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? BETSY: I bet your parents didn't know what they were doing when they gave you your stupid name. MOHAMED: I'm not going to touch this one. SHAWN: Boys name, girls name. So there you go a list full of celebrity name puns! Everything. Stupid names. AVERY: Avery time I hear your name I want to vomit.
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